And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24005. | aki (vampireweekend) | 72.45 | 96% | 2014-02-10 |
| 24006. | Tomas (tgarro) | 72.45 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 24007. | The (mrperfectionista) | 72.45 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 24008. | beroo (_nwahz) | 72.45 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 24009. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 72.45 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 24010. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 72.45 | 95% | 2014-06-01 |
| 24011. | Nauman (scropio83) | 72.45 | 97% | 2012-03-11 |
| 24012. | Kean (mkbnk201) | 72.44 | 91% | 2016-07-04 |
| 24013. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 72.44 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 24014. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 72.43 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| 24015. | ATinyFish (atinyfish) | 72.43 | 96.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 24016. | Anup (themightysapien) | 72.43 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 24017. | maikeru (celtendo) | 72.43 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 24018. | Gary (ckmok) | 72.43 | 97% | 2013-07-02 |
| 24019. | Kyla (kyla0) | 72.43 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 24020. | dom (domo56) | 72.43 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 24021. | Will (whv3rd) | 72.42 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 24022. | Abra (bibitibobitiboo) | 72.42 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 24023. | The don (photondestroyer) | 72.42 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 24024. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 72.42 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 24025. | Seojin (tjwls0404) | 72.42 | 92% | 2015-04-23 |
| 24026. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 72.42 | 92% | 2014-01-18 |
| 24027. | Mak (mk_dvorak) | 72.42 | 89% | 2012-11-27 |
| 24028. | Steven (sanstotz) | 72.42 | 97% | 2016-06-27 |
| 24029. | William (nguoisoi) | 72.42 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 24030. | nick chat : (giang_vn) | 72.42 | 97% | 2011-09-09 |
| 24031. | Joseph (aeednon) | 72.41 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| 24032. | Tmers (tmers) | 72.41 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 24033. | Alex (junkyardz) | 72.41 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 24034. | Californium (californium) | 72.41 | 99% | 2019-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |