As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11758. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 79.55 | 92% | 2016-08-13 |
| 11759. | someone (someone845) | 79.54 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 11760. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 79.54 | 99% | 2018-11-24 |
| 11761. | Olexiy (lexk) | 79.54 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11762. | Cell (cell) | 79.54 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 11763. | Clovinlee (clovinlee) | 79.53 | 86% | 2015-11-05 |
| 11764. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 79.53 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11765. | Xiao (xiaosuji) | 79.52 | 94.3% | 2024-05-30 |
| 11766. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 79.52 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 11767. | Robert (elitists) | 79.52 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 11768. | Dick (hyoihz) | 79.52 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11769. | Cody (foggen) | 79.51 | 88% | 2015-09-10 |
| 11770. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 79.51 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11771. | Shane (unsociallist2) | 79.51 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 11772. | Cyn (cynthesia) | 79.51 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 11773. | Steve (folger) | 79.51 | 99% | 2016-02-16 |
| 11774. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 79.50 | 99.1% | 2025-02-01 |
| 11775. | morderca_klawiatur (morderc... | 79.50 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11776. | Sam (special_cookie) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 11777. | chesco (chesco97) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11778. | [KR]Speed (whrkdgur12) | 79.50 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| 11779. | snuff4 (snuff4) | 79.49 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 11780. | Simo (simo_) | 79.49 | 96% | 2017-02-15 |
| 11781. | Hari (magarhari088) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 11782. | ნიცკა ✌ (nickga... | 79.49 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 11783. | arhean (arhean) | 79.49 | 98% | 2016-10-24 |
| 11784. | Gabriel (gabrielsqw) | 79.49 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 11785. | r (richiedeo) | 79.48 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11786. | thomas (thomaspoku) | 79.47 | 97.1% | 2025-01-02 |
| 11787. | Kang (laengek) | 79.47 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |