You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8696. | finitejest (finitejest) | 88.93 | 98.1% | 2025-02-28 |
| 8697. | Brya (bhoenix) | 88.93 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 8698. | Roslene (roslenev) | 88.93 | 97% | 2023-11-08 |
| 8699. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 88.92 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 8700. | iTay (mengleten) | 88.92 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 8701. | Bot (348866896) | 88.92 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 8702. | Nicholas (nicholas_68) | 88.92 | 97% | 2017-09-04 |
| 8703. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 88.91 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 8704. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8705. | Jason (goosejuice) | 88.91 | 97.4% | 2024-09-09 |
| 8706. | Squeak (oweozz) | 88.90 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8707. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 88.90 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 8708. | Trix (trix20) | 88.89 | 97% | 2025-07-12 |
| 8709. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 88.89 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 8710. | Rem (remroid66) | 88.89 | 98.1% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8711. | Bea (libbearator) | 88.89 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 8712. | Franklin (endlessbdc) | 88.87 | 95.4% | 2023-08-22 |
| 8713. | NunyaBeezwax (sorryibeatyou) | 88.87 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 8714. | vilapet (vilapet) | 88.87 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8715. | Saenk (whosyourjay) | 88.87 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 8716. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 88.87 | 99% | 2026-02-18 |
| 8717. | Jevon (overpwered) | 88.87 | 95.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8718. | Ryan (godawesome) | 88.87 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 8719. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 88.86 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8720. | Scott (theking55555) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 8721. | Charles (clydoscope) | 88.85 | 97.5% | 2023-08-26 |
| 8722. | John Francis (casterjohn) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 8723. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 88.85 | 98.3% | 2024-08-28 |
| 8724. | Zero (zero_10) | 88.84 | 99% | 2025-08-28 |
| 8725. | greige (pvffzz) | 88.84 | 97% | 2024-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |