The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26594. | Nada (goldpants) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-08-01 |
| 26595. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 61.56 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 26596. | Mata (mata_t) | 61.56 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 26597. | amanda (manders83) | 61.56 | 92% | 2013-09-29 |
| 26598. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 61.55 | 93% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26599. | Matthew (zozzilla) | 61.55 | 89% | 2016-03-07 |
| 26600. | Nope (_sav) | 61.55 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26601. | Sifou (sifou) | 61.54 | 96.4% | 2023-07-29 |
| 26602. | MelodySoldier (haru_haru_xd) | 61.54 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
| 26603. | RjTvqH (rjtvqh) | 61.54 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 26604. | Mario (bujmar) | 61.54 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 26605. | Fahim (tonmoy71) | 61.54 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 26606. | Cuest (d_trump) | 61.54 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
| 26607. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 61.54 | 95% | 2011-12-11 |
| 26608. | wowzers (speedybigfoot) | 61.54 | 96.9% | 2023-09-21 |
| 26609. | Amie (asears76) | 61.54 | 94% | 2017-01-17 |
| 26610. | Ace (acecripth14) | 61.53 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 26611. | whonoes (whon) | 61.53 | 98% | 2014-02-10 |
| 26612. | Caleb (cabona) | 61.53 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 26613. | Vince (vyns) | 61.53 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 26614. | Opu (asperagas) | 61.53 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 26615. | gab (aftergab) | 61.53 | 98% | 2015-10-01 |
| 26616. | static (static32222) | 61.53 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 26617. | Randolf (vampire16) | 61.53 | 90% | 2013-05-06 |
| 26618. | WongTang (dalord44) | 61.53 | 91% | 2013-10-29 |
| 26619. | Orange (calicer1996) | 61.52 | 93% | 2013-07-28 |
| 26620. | Basheer (qurashi) | 61.52 | 94% | 2022-03-25 |
| 26621. | yuktsi (yuktsi) | 61.52 | 92% | 2014-02-24 |
| 26622. | An (xwanted) | 61.52 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 26623. | Graham (ghartigan) | 61.52 | 89% | 2014-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |