I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5236. | Naufal (naufalputrap) | 105.25 | 99% | 2018-04-20 |
| 5237. | Arlen (greantee) | 105.25 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5238. | Anthony (murlockholmes) | 105.23 | 100% | 2019-01-08 |
| 5239. | Alvin (forcetyper) | 105.22 | 98.2% | 2023-11-25 |
| 5240. | vqh (vqhs) | 105.22 | 97.2% | 2024-04-06 |
| 5241. | Typinator (candymn3) | 105.20 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5242. | J (hawkmanxp) | 105.19 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 5243. | Kerpopplenaut (kerpopplenaut) | 105.17 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| 5244. | CJ (blacky_08) | 105.17 | 99% | 2025-06-20 |
| 5245. | akim (thaakimnas) | 105.17 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 5246. | plexity (joesucks123) | 105.17 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 5247. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 105.16 | 97.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 5248. | Aaron (nightcreators) | 105.16 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 5249. | nishafd (nishafd) | 105.15 | 99% | 2025-09-19 |
| 5250. | Homayoon (homayoonalm) | 105.15 | 97.1% | 2023-06-05 |
| 5251. | senn636 (senn636) | 105.15 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5252. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 105.14 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 5253. | Will (whomp) | 105.14 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5254. | Tee (typin_turn) | 105.13 | 97% | 2026-03-24 |
| 5255. | Lucas (helmutzemo) | 105.13 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5256. | Kyle (fauyeti) | 105.13 | 99% | 2017-12-03 |
| 5257. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 105.13 | 99.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 5258. | Will (greggaz) | 105.13 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 5259. | Mel (smelons) | 105.13 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 5260. | Krishen (krishenn) | 105.12 | 99% | 2025-05-06 |
| 5261. | bk (thebriankwon) | 105.12 | 97.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5262. | Olivander (olivander) | 105.11 | 99% | 2025-11-25 |
| 5263. | idiot (slashzxc1) | 105.11 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 5264. | wheels5 (wheels5) | 105.10 | 98% | 2025-11-13 |
| 5265. | 3amr (3amr) | 105.10 | 96% | 2026-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |