I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 14347. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 76.26 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14348. | ghamya (gmaay) | 76.26 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14349. | mt (mtutunchi) | 76.26 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 14350. | youm (youm) | 76.26 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 14351. | H (hdawg187) | 76.26 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 14352. | Theodore (chameleon214) | 76.25 | 95% | 2021-12-06 |
| 14353. | Neena (neenie) | 76.25 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14354. | Bonobo (carl0z132) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14355. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 76.24 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 14356. | Whyn (why8n) | 76.24 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 14357. | Lauren (unelunebleu) | 76.24 | 96% | 2015-05-07 |
| 14358. | Schwuntac0 (drschwuntan) | 76.24 | 95% | 2015-08-02 |
| 14359. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 76.23 | 96.9% | 2024-07-08 |
| 14360. | Bad (verybadwriter123) | 76.23 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 14361. | Karthik (kaykay512) | 76.23 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 14362. | Christian (enermaster) | 76.23 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
| 14363. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 76.22 | 94.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14364. | Anon (theodicy) | 76.22 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 14365. | Taylen (whitetay123) | 76.22 | 89% | 2016-02-22 |
| 14366. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 76.22 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
| 14367. | Heajin (goldui) | 76.21 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14368. | Ae (aezharhu) | 76.21 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14369. | EatingCub (eatingcub) | 76.21 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14370. | Gurra (halogurra) | 76.21 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 14371. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 76.20 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14372. | NIcola (lenh) | 76.20 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 14373. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 76.20 | 97% | 2016-01-20 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |