The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27322. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 60.25 | 93% | 2015-12-05 |
| 27323. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 60.25 | 96% | 2016-11-27 |
| 27324. | joaoabismado (joaoabismado) | 60.24 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 27325. | Ed (edddddddie) | 60.24 | 95% | 2019-10-12 |
| 27326. | Francisco (franmeifleury) | 60.24 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 27327. | Hayaku (m0tt0_hayaku) | 60.24 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 27328. | weicer (weicer) | 60.24 | 95% | 2017-06-09 |
| 27329. | Rudyard (rudyblue) | 60.24 | 96% | 2014-01-23 |
| 27330. | Maria (maria5555) | 60.24 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 27331. | Amanda (aj1111) | 60.24 | 96% | 2013-07-28 |
| 27332. | Nova (nova_007) | 60.23 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 27333. | Devin (gojekmakaroni) | 60.23 | 94% | 2016-03-03 |
| 27334. | Eesiaemir (eesiaemir) | 60.23 | 88% | 2015-04-18 |
| 27335. | Bob (rickybobby__) | 60.23 | 90% | 2013-02-23 |
| 27336. | David (le_zeblitz) | 60.23 | 83% | 2016-06-04 |
| 27337. | Jude (dukapa) | 60.23 | 84% | 2016-12-07 |
| 27338. | Avernl (airr_01) | 60.22 | 95% | 2023-01-11 |
| 27339. | Jutt (professorjutt) | 60.22 | 92% | 2013-02-11 |
| 27340. | Zennon (caellius) | 60.22 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| 27341. | white (whiteplasma2) | 60.22 | 91% | 2016-08-23 |
| 27342. | ε=== (tys_abe) | 60.22 | 94% | 2014-03-19 |
| 27343. | shiri (shiri) | 60.22 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 27344. | YuMin (doyumin) | 60.22 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 27345. | Ida (2043) | 60.22 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 27346. | annanas (attackland) | 60.21 | 95.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 27347. | Joaquin (xepasenior) | 60.21 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 27348. | Mahmoud (aladdin3) | 60.21 | 93% | 2013-08-22 |
| 27349. | Eric (xziled) | 60.21 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 27350. | Marcin (redgda) | 60.21 | 95% | 2012-05-07 |
| 27351. | pixie (pixidini) | 60.21 | — | 2010-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |