And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23300. | Matthew (ar223) | 73.65 | 88% | 2016-09-10 |
| 23301. | Acethro (acethrow) | 73.65 | 94% | 2011-07-04 |
| 23302. | Brandon (zombieapocalypse) | 73.64 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 23303. | boom (boompotato123) | 73.64 | 96.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23304. | Kay (verifyid) | 73.64 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 23305. | Colambage (nushydude) | 73.64 | 92% | 2017-04-03 |
| 23306. | Michael (michaelpordway) | 73.63 | 97% | 2015-05-19 |
| 23307. | Enosh (watahec) | 73.63 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 23308. | Leandro (darklbp) | 73.63 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 23309. | Jerry (jllj) | 73.63 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 23310. | Huỳnh Minh Hướng (huon... | 73.63 | 94% | 2011-09-06 |
| 23311. | patrick (nejm) | 73.62 | 90% | 2015-01-16 |
| 23312. | sora (soraeri) | 73.62 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 23313. | 213123 (nick0ff) | 73.62 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 23314. | Jack (jackhftang) | 73.62 | 92% | 2013-03-05 |
| 23315. | Devin (dparker524) | 73.62 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 23316. | kachus (kachus22) | 73.61 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 23317. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 73.61 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 23318. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 73.61 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
| 23319. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 73.61 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
| 23320. | Dr. Prof. (whiteevil) | 73.61 | 94% | 2016-07-25 |
| 23321. | Goddesen (goddesen) | 73.61 | 95% | 2015-01-19 |
| 23322. | Sayed Soroush (s_hashemi) | 73.61 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 23323. | Tuan (dleh) | 73.61 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 23324. | Tristan (tristansibug) | 73.60 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 23325. | chupapi (nerve784126) | 73.60 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 23326. | Saiprasad (remagethias) | 73.60 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 23327. | Tyrell (tyrellllllll) | 73.60 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 23328. | Bailey (swagoneering) | 73.60 | 92% | 2014-06-08 |
| 23329. | SuperNovak (supernovak) | 73.60 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |