Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6405. | Deathound (deathound) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 6406. | snelens (lexylexington) | 93.28 | 98% | 2026-05-24 |
| 6407. | ahaha (klaci) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 6408. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 93.27 | 97.2% | 2023-12-05 |
| 6409. | gvne (gvne) | 93.27 | 96.9% | 2023-07-05 |
| 6410. | Watdahill (jieoms) | 93.26 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 6411. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 93.26 | 97.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 6412. | Daniel (tempguan) | 93.26 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 6413. | chris (llamas876) | 93.26 | 96.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6414. | Mawon (wonlee) | 93.25 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 6415. | Genocidist (genocidist) | 93.25 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 6416. | hula (wasd1234) | 93.24 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 6417. | Mark (maolson97) | 93.24 | 97.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 6418. | Goober (gloobert) | 93.24 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 6419. | Ian (iaaannn) | 93.24 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 6420. | David (wdnch) | 93.24 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 6421. | teresa (whiteclouds) | 93.23 | 96% | 2025-05-10 |
| 6422. | Brodey (brodeys17) | 93.23 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 6423. | boss (jpairat) | 93.23 | 98% | 2025-12-24 |
| 6424. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 93.22 | 94.9% | 2024-07-22 |
| 6425. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 93.22 | 99% | 2022-06-26 |
| 6426. | zuramai (ogihek1) | 93.22 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6427. | gigavaxxxxed (stackpt) | 93.21 | 98.6% | 2024-09-09 |
| 6428. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 93.21 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 6429. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 93.21 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 6430. | Nope (mrgordita) | 93.20 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 6431. | Wusien (wusien) | 93.20 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 6432. | lazare (stariki) | 93.19 | 97% | 2023-11-11 |
| 6433. | Sedh (sedhlolz) | 93.18 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 6434. | nakekoa (nakekoa) | 93.17 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |