The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11194. | Loneos (loneos) | 98.20 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 11195. | SeanG (abnormall88) | 98.20 | 96% | 2014-11-19 |
| 11196. | Syreeta (reeta) | 98.19 | 97% | 2013-04-11 |
| 11197. | Jack (jr9810) | 98.19 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 11198. | GameChaos (superflip) | 98.19 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 11199. | jack (jackracer23) | 98.19 | 98% | 2017-05-23 |
| 11200. | Nicolas (nicolastran) | 98.19 | 97% | 2012-12-15 |
| 11201. | van (toofasthoot) | 98.18 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11202. | Hary (slayerr19) | 98.18 | 94% | 2011-09-24 |
| 11203. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 98.17 | 99% | 2018-05-17 |
| 11204. | Shady (shadyhippo) | 98.17 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 11205. | David (bomely) | 98.17 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 11206. | Erdem (erdemhalil) | 98.17 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 11207. | Artur (kichrootra) | 98.17 | 94% | 2017-01-30 |
| 11208. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 98.17 | 95% | 2014-08-26 |
| 11209. | ะฎัะธะน (libertadore) | 98.17 | 100% | 2011-07-14 |
| 11210. | TwelveFingers (twelvefingers) | 98.16 | 99% | 2019-10-29 |
| 11211. | ๐๐๐ (whitebeardhz) | 98.16 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 11212. | Mawzkii (mawzkii) | 98.16 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11213. | Eran (umm_eran) | 98.16 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 11214. | : { (john_fin) | 98.16 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 11215. | Adrian (xexsilium) | 98.16 | 97% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11216. | Jaylen (jaylenthefastest) | 98.16 | 95% | 2015-12-17 |
| 11217. | Johann (mrcreaturezoid) | 98.15 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 11218. | Taylor (taylor15) | 98.15 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 11219. | Amarpreet (ampit) | 98.15 | 96% | 2013-05-23 |
| 11220. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 98.15 | 98% | 2011-05-08 |
| 11221. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 98.14 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11222. | fischld (tokiwa) | 98.14 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 11223. | Huisbaas (huisbaasbob) | 98.14 | 96% | 2019-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |