So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30034. | Mike (mike777) | 52.45 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 30035. | Henry (kaj0573) | 52.45 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 30036. | gregos mavris (mavrideros) | 52.44 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 30037. | Suleyman (monstiy) | 52.44 | 94.6% | 2023-09-12 |
| 30038. | TheintSandi (theint_sandi98) | 52.44 | 95% | 2023-07-03 |
| 30039. | Rajendraprasad (raj87106) | 52.44 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 30040. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 52.44 | 92% | 2012-03-15 |
| 30041. | acronomis (acronomis) | 52.44 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 30042. | Collin (hvydrtysoul) | 52.43 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 30043. | Oily (oilyoogway) | 52.43 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 30044. | nother (nother) | 52.43 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 30045. | Char (madgirl) | 52.43 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 30046. | Trung (jackblk) | 52.43 | 97% | 2011-05-15 |
| 30047. | ralap (ralap) | 52.43 | 95% | 2014-09-04 |
| 30048. | Attila (unexx) | 52.43 | 84% | 2016-01-14 |
| 30049. | Nisan (thevidya) | 52.43 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 30050. | WhiteAlien.com (whitealien_... | 52.42 | 99% | 2017-10-06 |
| 30051. | Boggercell (boggercell) | 52.42 | 95% | 2022-10-28 |
| 30052. | Tobias (tobiasleth) | 52.42 | 94% | 2018-03-13 |
| 30053. | angelo (patuasic) | 52.42 | 89% | 2011-07-03 |
| 30054. | Thug (sakshyam_d_goat) | 52.42 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 30055. | ludwigg (froggg) | 52.42 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 30056. | Rinalds (daimonds3) | 52.42 | 90% | 2014-06-30 |
| 30057. | visaruth (chodd) | 52.42 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 30058. | cat (fanyseuls) | 52.41 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 30059. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 52.41 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 30060. | Nick (nick79) | 52.40 | 96% | 2012-08-20 |
| 30061. | Uways (uways) | 52.40 | 86% | 2014-10-23 |
| 30062. | idontflinch (mistergold) | 52.40 | 94% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30063. | King (dykflint) | 52.40 | 89% | 2015-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |