Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3713. | Radonik (stevenk01) | 70.40 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
3714. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 70.38 | 93% | 2018-09-12 |
3715. | Ben (p0ssyd3str0y3r) | 70.38 | 94% | 2019-11-11 |
3716. | TruwChainz (truwchainz) | 70.37 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
3717. | Hugh (atticush99) | 70.36 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
3718. | Kevin (kytrex) | 70.33 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
3719. | Hugo (glaucon) | 70.32 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
3720. | Kardinaal (kardinaalanaal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
3721. | Isaac (im595126) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
3722. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 70.29 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
3723. | Maya (misssmayaaa) | 70.29 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
3724. | Dylan (reversione) | 70.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
3725. | Danny (spackers) | 70.28 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
3726. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.26 | 99% | 2020-06-29 |
3727. | Joemama (captainpj) | 70.26 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
3728. | JJ (jaudi) | 70.25 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
3729. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 70.23 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
3730. | Dots (wheremydots) | 70.23 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
3731. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 70.22 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
3732. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 70.21 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
3733. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.20 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
3734. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 70.19 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
3735. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 70.17 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
3736. | Aldrich (gwaldrich) | 70.17 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
3737. | cw (chuenchuenchuen) | 70.17 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
3738. | Ethan (ethan_w_c) | 70.17 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
3739. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 70.17 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
3740. | Nik (iiirxs) | 70.16 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
3741. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 70.16 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
3742. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 70.15 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |