So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1465. | Teekay (tkmonster) | 118.15 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 1466. | Kalantarian (kalantarian) | 118.14 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 1467. | Michael (michael9903) | 118.14 | 99% | 2023-07-17 |
| 1468. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 118.14 | 100% | 2015-08-20 |
| 1469. | failtime (failtime) | 118.13 | 98% | 2014-12-14 |
| 1470. | Teodoras (teoyessir) | 118.13 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 1471. | Daniel (forever55255) | 118.13 | 93% | 2015-05-27 |
| 1472. | Miz (mizh00) | 118.11 | 99% | 2012-11-30 |
| 1473. | Mark (misran) | 118.11 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 1474. | pop (realtyper1) | 118.10 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 1475. | Suzume (suzufruit) | 118.10 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1476. | (jlachney) | 118.08 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 1477. | Ricky (chelsky) | 118.08 | 100% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1478. | Steve (min0taur) | 118.08 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 1479. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 118.07 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 1480. | lgdamefan (robinellacott) | 118.06 | 100% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1481. | smrou (smrou) | 118.03 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 1482. | John (wheppy) | 118.03 | 95% | 2015-10-26 |
| 1483. | Gates (gatesisfilthy) | 118.03 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 1484. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 118.02 | 99.7% | 2023-06-19 |
| 1485. | black cat fanatic (cinagro) | 118.02 | 90% | 2016-08-08 |
| 1486. | epigee (epigee) | 118.01 | 99% | 2021-12-03 |
| 1487. | Sam (samowens) | 118.00 | 96% | 2012-05-08 |
| 1488. | Yanda (yanda) | 117.99 | 90% | 2016-08-21 |
| 1489. | DUFOUR (dufour) | 117.99 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 1490. | Justice (paralytic) | 117.99 | 89% | 2016-05-09 |
| 1491. | (khronic) | 117.98 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1492. | Travis (sixen) | 117.96 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
| 1493. | Matt (mrhongaku) | 117.95 | 99% | 2014-12-16 |
| 1494. | Frank (franko) | 117.95 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |