So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12793. | Evan (zkijt) | 80.17 | 92% | 2014-04-26 |
| 12794. | Damien (tilt86) | 80.17 | — | 2010-06-10 |
| 12795. | Pio (piosoesetio) | 80.17 | 91% | 2017-04-14 |
| 12796. | Dmytro (djolas2) | 80.17 | 98% | 2012-05-11 |
| 12797. | Miko (mikolacs) | 80.16 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 12798. | al (alex5a) | 80.16 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 12799. | Qwerty (qwertypasta) | 80.16 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12800. | Kebob (murikk) | 80.16 | 96% | 2013-10-19 |
| 12801. | Xander (xanderthegreater) | 80.16 | 95% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12802. | Exijun (exijun) | 80.16 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 12803. | Prakhar (menate) | 80.15 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 12804. | Abylaikhan (ho1den) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12805. | Yeajoon (kimchi4me) | 80.15 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 12806. | Ting (t_mist) | 80.15 | 95% | 2013-09-17 |
| 12807. | shui (sammi76) | 80.15 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 12808. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 80.15 | 93% | 2011-12-02 |
| 12809. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 80.14 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 12810. | Travis (oats) | 80.14 | 92% | 2012-08-17 |
| 12811. | Macho (iammacho) | 80.14 | 95% | 2013-08-23 |
| 12812. | mangg (mannn) | 80.14 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 12813. | Da Boss (dustybroom) | 80.14 | 91% | 2015-01-26 |
| 12814. | STRA (sbs20011) | 80.14 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 12815. | Tyree (instiinct) | 80.14 | 96% | 2012-02-05 |
| 12816. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 80.13 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 12817. | Dina (dinalg97) | 80.13 | 85% | 2014-08-19 |
| 12818. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 80.13 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 12819. | m (nano2nd) | 80.13 | 91% | 2013-03-07 |
| 12820. | Chips (mrchips) | 80.13 | 93% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12821. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 80.13 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 12822. | gardy (gardy3) | 80.12 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |