The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5675. | Martin (martinthebest) | 55.41 | 94% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5676. | Josh (jgdcruz5) | 55.41 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 5677. | yuki (yukisomakio) | 55.41 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 5678. | Felix (felixj) | 55.41 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 5679. | MNM (mnmnour) | 55.41 | 92% | 2017-10-21 |
| 5680. | T-rev (trev) | 55.41 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 5681. | Priya (renjith) | 55.41 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 5682. | Phillip (phillywilly93) | 55.40 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5683. | d (d11dmb) | 55.40 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 5684. | Matt (m4olivei) | 55.40 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 5685. | nguyen (ngvanhoais2) | 55.40 | 90% | 2013-02-16 |
| 5686. | starking882006@yahoo.com (s... | 55.40 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 5687. | Turnips! (njwheelbarrow) | 55.40 | 98% | 2011-11-17 |
| 5688. | steroids steroids everywher... | 55.40 | 91% | 2011-06-01 |
| 5689. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 55.40 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 5690. | Chordata (chordata) | 55.40 | 93% | 2011-10-11 |
| 5691. | Vignesh (rosvicky) | 55.39 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 5692. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 55.39 | 94% | 2019-05-27 |
| 5693. | What (whatever2) | 55.39 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 5694. | Wake (awriter) | 55.39 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 5695. | smileysmom (dcotter) | 55.39 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 5696. | Satya (satyarockzz) | 55.38 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 5697. | Halo (halo1) | 55.38 | 94% | 2019-10-08 |
| 5698. | Randy (tanghuang2012) | 55.38 | 93% | 2013-02-18 |
| 5699. | José Carlos (jocaypa) | 55.38 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 5700. | Anouk (nirfanaatje) | 55.38 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 5701. | Curtis (cwig) | 55.38 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 5702. | Thor (thorern00) | 55.37 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 5703. | David (davidpit) | 55.37 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| 5704. | Jay (kooljay999) | 55.37 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |