So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15290. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 76.12 | 89% | 2011-09-25 |
| 15291. | Kendall (kendall1605) | 76.12 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 15292. | Bob (rickybobby__) | 76.12 | 94% | 2013-06-10 |
| 15293. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 76.11 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 15294. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 76.11 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 15295. | Angie (aentschy) | 76.11 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 15296. | Emma (emmax3) | 76.11 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 15297. | Regan (potentiaal) | 76.10 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 15298. | Ari (larryredd) | 76.10 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 15299. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 76.10 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 15300. | rino (rinopn) | 76.10 | 98% | 2016-12-25 |
| 15301. | Zockie (zockie) | 76.10 | 99% | 2019-03-06 |
| 15302. | janus (janus) | 76.10 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 15303. | Judah (rastalamm) | 76.10 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 15304. | Cao (caotri199x) | 76.10 | 96% | 2014-08-16 |
| 15305. | Abdulmalek (ali_fbaby) | 76.10 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 15306. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 76.09 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 15307. | ga (morier27) | 76.09 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 15308. | Huy (giahuy7753) | 76.09 | 99% | 2022-07-22 |
| 15309. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15310. | CelerySticks (whatan0b) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 15311. | ^_^ (fuuje) | 76.09 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 15312. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 76.09 | 96.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15313. | Treefitty (treefitty) | 76.09 | 95% | 2013-05-15 |
| 15314. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 76.09 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 15315. | Ten Slow Fingers (monkey_ty... | 76.08 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 15316. | burger (jill1522) | 76.08 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 15317. | Red lights (blazemkwii) | 76.08 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 15318. | Basherte (basherte) | 76.08 | 93% | 2012-09-21 |
| 15319. | Facundo (facundof13) | 76.07 | 90% | 2012-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |