I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13795. | kid (nqh1010) | 79.01 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 13796. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 79.01 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13797. | Jonathan (flooffa) | 79.00 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 13798. | Alonzo (dontbeoctopus) | 79.00 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 13799. | Balenciaga (balenci) | 79.00 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 13800. | Urfat (2hypelogic) | 79.00 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 13801. | Aiko (aikohikaru) | 79.00 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13802. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 79.00 | 88% | 2017-04-07 |
| 13803. | Daan (macdann6) | 79.00 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13804. | Tenzin (kunnias) | 79.00 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| 13805. | blendin (blendin11) | 78.98 | 95% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13806. | Jeff (jeffzazzles) | 78.98 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 13807. | No (bored_fruit) | 78.98 | 97% | 2024-01-20 |
| 13808. | diva (vampirediva) | 78.98 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13809. | Emi (obitoke) | 78.98 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13810. | Peniaze (peniaze) | 78.98 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13811. | Bright (coolman9451) | 78.97 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13812. | Mr.type (what_is_a_keyboard) | 78.97 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 13813. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 13814. | Cain (gigabite) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 13815. | cole (comit) | 78.96 | 96% | 2024-03-17 |
| 13816. | Ziad (lemonbarf) | 78.96 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 13817. | Rev (rev_) | 78.96 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13818. | Daniel (gismo359) | 78.96 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 13819. | Drestiny1 (drestiny1) | 78.95 | 95% | 2022-06-02 |
| 13820. | Nuno (n4n0x01) | 78.95 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 13821. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 78.95 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 13822. | John Kenneth (kenjie0721) | 78.95 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 13823. | Icanttypeproperly (icanttyp... | 78.94 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 13824. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 78.94 | 94% | 2017-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |