I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11052. | Hung (tekkan) | 87.07 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 11053. | H_24 (h_24) | 87.07 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 11054. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 87.07 | 95% | 2019-12-19 |
| 11055. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 87.06 | 98.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 11056. | yayay (the_legend27) | 87.05 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 11057. | Maja (ihatepigs) | 87.05 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| 11058. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 87.05 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 11059. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.05 | 96.1% | 2023-08-09 |
| 11060. | Fried (frieddust) | 87.05 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 11061. | KiddoKoremakku (marquisfleur) | 87.04 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 11062. | Robert (selbor) | 87.03 | 98.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 11063. | Newbie (test00722) | 87.03 | 98.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11064. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 11065. | desmos (desmos) | 87.02 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11066. | Johann (slugvibes) | 87.02 | 95.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 11067. | Sam (9067t) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11068. | dpg (deeepeeegeee) | 87.01 | 96.3% | 2024-09-12 |
| 11069. | Mr.type (what_is_a_keyboard) | 87.01 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 11070. | 한국사람 아니야 (zlyxx) | 87.01 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11071. | Tobias 🥺👉👈 (tobimori) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 11072. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11073. | pwnchy (pwnchy) | 87.00 | 100% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11074. | brrrrrrrrr (kagami_taiga) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 11075. | M (potatoboba) | 86.99 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11076. | Gravity (gravityshark) | 86.98 | 98.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 11077. | james (awesome4aces115) | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11078. | John (typesmith) | 86.97 | 97% | 2024-08-07 |
| 11079. | Chris (icedcoffee43) | 86.97 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 11080. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 86.97 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 11081. | rxnmar (rxnmar) | 86.96 | 96.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |