So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2975. | (yamamushi) | 107.22 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2976. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 107.22 | 99% | 2014-05-21 |
| 2977. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 107.21 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 2978. | (mazaku) | 107.21 | 93% | 2013-02-10 |
| 2979. | (certifiedlosing) | 107.20 | 96.7% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2980. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 107.20 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 2981. | (alexinfinity) | 107.20 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2982. | (blastbking) | 107.20 | 96% | 2014-08-05 |
| 2983. | Jordan (jahallc) | 107.19 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 2984. | i like to type (chuggaaconr... | 107.19 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 2985. | (jedipierce) | 107.19 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2986. | hi cutie (an66atwork) | 107.19 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 2987. | (nmessick) | 107.19 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2988. | (jimmy1231) | 107.19 | 99% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2989. | (felletpp) | 107.19 | 95% | 2012-04-14 |
| 2990. | Petar (karanfil) | 107.18 | 99% | 2014-09-22 |
| 2991. | Xin (sigmoid) | 107.17 | 99% | 2014-10-29 |
| 2992. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 107.17 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2993. | Linh (linhhoang9z) | 107.17 | 98% | 2016-03-05 |
| 2994. | (westsidepride) | 107.17 | 100% | 2012-10-25 |
| 2995. | (tevinkang) | 107.17 | 96% | 2014-10-16 |
| 2996. | (maldito666) | 107.16 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 2997. | (kelvin2211) | 107.16 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 2998. | (phib0nacc1) | 107.15 | 98% | 2011-07-10 |
| 2999. | (willjosh) | 107.15 | 94% | 2013-12-26 |
| 3000. | (tangtianen) | 107.15 | 91% | 2014-04-29 |
| 3001. | (demancer) | 107.14 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 3002. | Ragnar (ragnar74) | 107.13 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 3003. | (pamananian) | 107.12 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 3004. | (patloh91) | 107.11 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |