So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22848. | X (humanoidn) | 63.82 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 22849. | Alex (typeracer332) | 63.82 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 22850. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 63.82 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 22851. | Mizuno (mizuno) | 63.82 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| 22852. | Merwin (zaizai2012) | 63.82 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 22853. | DON (donnn) | 63.82 | 96% | 2015-07-02 |
| 22854. | Aimz (aimizzle) | 63.82 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 22855. | Speedy (speedycuberguy) | 63.81 | 95% | 2017-12-02 |
| 22856. | thevan (thevan96) | 63.81 | 96.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 22857. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 63.81 | 95% | 2018-06-10 |
| 22858. | Gareth (gddawson) | 63.81 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 22859. | Fytch (fytch) | 63.81 | 92% | 2014-07-21 |
| 22860. | Danko (dankogl) | 63.81 | 89% | 2016-01-20 |
| 22861. | Nareg (nareghov) | 63.81 | 91% | 2016-01-12 |
| 22862. | Minh (kinras94) | 63.81 | 97% | 2011-07-06 |
| 22863. | IG☢R (_igor_) | 63.81 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 22864. | mike (lurtzzk) | 63.80 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 22865. | Taureus (taureus) | 63.80 | 92% | 2012-02-01 |
| 22866. | Kappa (forn_clakes) | 63.80 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 22867. | Nina (nina_viola) | 63.80 | 94% | 2011-07-13 |
| 22868. | Wezz (w3zz) | 63.80 | 93% | 2017-02-25 |
| 22869. | lhdrive (kickmic) | 63.80 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 22870. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 63.80 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 22871. | wessel (wesseltype) | 63.80 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 22872. | Sarah (inspire_sarah) | 63.80 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 22873. | eric (ericpr) | 63.79 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 22874. | ben (kbeni) | 63.79 | 95.2% | 2023-08-12 |
| 22875. | Barry (barry21) | 63.79 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 22876. | Jimmy (jimm9v) | 63.79 | 87% | 2017-01-11 |
| 22877. | 1976 (1976) | 63.79 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |