And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11397. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11398. | TypeRacer needs new passage... | 94.86 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 11399. | asdf (jplow1) | 94.86 | 98% | 2011-07-14 |
| 11400. | Christy (cbartolain) | 94.86 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 11401. | Michael (michaellicata519) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 11402. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11403. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 94.85 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11404. | k00lperson (k00lperson) | 94.84 | 93% | 2011-11-09 |
| 11405. | Justin (justintimehere) | 94.83 | 99% | 2016-10-07 |
| 11406. | touch me (sertouchme) | 94.83 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 11407. | Mantis (mantisplays) | 94.83 | 96.8% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11408. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 94.83 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11409. | Alo (alosarv) | 94.83 | 98% | 2016-02-02 |
| 11410. | D (invasian_rulzau) | 94.83 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 11411. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 94.82 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 11412. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 94.81 | 94% | 2013-07-03 |
| 11413. | ok (herbaltea) | 94.80 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 11414. | Brian (heykilroy) | 94.80 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 11415. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 94.80 | 97.7% | 2023-06-28 |
| 11416. | The (thedecider) | 94.80 | 99% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11417. | Werle (werle) | 94.80 | 91% | 2012-09-26 |
| 11418. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 94.79 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 11419. | R (magyke) | 94.79 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 11420. | Troels (duckzern) | 94.79 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 11421. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 94.79 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 11422. | Stephen (silos911) | 94.79 | 98% | 2013-02-19 |
| 11423. | Deflay (deflay) | 94.78 | 99% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11424. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 94.77 | 97.9% | 2023-10-16 |
| 11425. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 94.77 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 11426. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 94.77 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |