The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13466. | Queen (speedtypist) | 83.50 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 13467. | Dex (dexterbt1) | 83.50 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 13468. | bepnill (bepnill) | 83.50 | 96.8% | 2024-06-12 |
| 13469. | Molly (mbeagan4) | 83.50 | 98% | 2023-11-09 |
| 13470. | Rex (krellsta) | 83.50 | 95.5% | 2024-10-22 |
| 13471. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 83.50 | 96.3% | 2023-08-06 |
| 13472. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 83.50 | 94% | 2016-11-07 |
| 13473. | Moyosore (mokarios) | 83.50 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13474. | Speedy (speedykill98) | 83.50 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 13475. | John (chaosflurry) | 83.50 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 13476. | Jose (poop_chungus) | 83.50 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13477. | Jeemin (jeemini) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 13478. | Matt (t0035) | 83.49 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 13479. | riley (sirhelpme) | 83.49 | 97% | 2024-09-24 |
| 13480. | Cody (ydocakz) | 83.49 | 94% | 2014-03-15 |
| 13481. | Gabriel (oppatv) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 13482. | Clue (aclue) | 83.48 | 97% | 2025-09-17 |
| 13483. | Saiya (zenger23) | 83.48 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 13484. | Riley (rileygowanlock) | 83.48 | 97% | 2024-12-05 |
| 13485. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 83.48 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 13486. | . (ar3_) | 83.48 | 96% | 2024-10-25 |
| 13487. | refisio (refisio) | 83.48 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 13488. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 83.48 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 13489. | Fardin (zephroxx) | 83.47 | 97% | 2025-04-06 |
| 13490. | Epsilon Minus (epsilonminus) | 83.47 | 93% | 2012-05-18 |
| 13491. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 83.47 | 85% | 2016-10-25 |
| 13492. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 83.47 | 98.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 13493. | Hessi (hessijames) | 83.47 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 13494. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 83.46 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 13495. | KingOfShad (piengsd4) | 83.46 | 98% | 2025-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |