The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18905. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 73.66 | 96% | 2012-03-08 |
| 18906. | Alton (khl0310) | 73.66 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 18907. | Chris (bobuffet) | 73.65 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 18908. | Eve (mach_5) | 73.65 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 18909. | xiangpeng (linxiangpeng) | 73.65 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18910. | FlexerBob (boburbek) | 73.65 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 18911. | Johan (johanmynhardt) | 73.65 | 97% | 2011-11-16 |
| 18912. | Joseph (zingers) | 73.65 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 18913. | yb (yanbin23) | 73.65 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 18914. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 73.65 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 18915. | Eivind (samuraikattepus) | 73.65 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 18916. | Matt (digisax) | 73.65 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 18917. | Bart (bart) | 73.65 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 18918. | Charles (charlesssxavier) | 73.64 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 18919. | Klaus (jasil) | 73.64 | 93% | 2013-05-08 |
| 18920. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 73.64 | 91% | 2015-06-29 |
| 18921. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 73.63 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 18922. | werdnalliw (werdnalliw) | 73.63 | 91% | 2014-11-07 |
| 18923. | alex (alexaesopos) | 73.63 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18924. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 73.63 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 18925. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 73.63 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
| 18926. | Garrett (galexj9) | 73.63 | 94% | 2014-10-07 |
| 18927. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 73.63 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| 18928. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 73.63 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 18929. | janpenguin (meckbrider) | 73.63 | 97% | 2012-09-24 |
| 18930. | Kian (kian) | 73.63 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 18931. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 73.63 | 96% | 2015-12-10 |
| 18932. | PARAG (parroye) | 73.62 | 94% | 2013-07-06 |
| 18933. | Vy (vluong10) | 73.62 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 18934. | Jaron (jaronc) | 73.62 | 93% | 2013-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |