The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1567. | Werner (wilde_werner) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 1568. | Thomas (1nielsenth) | 67.69 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 1569. | Michael (doomcon) | 67.69 | 77% | 2015-12-19 |
| 1570. | Alex (_cynicalpanda) | 67.68 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1571. | arya (aryasatheesh) | 67.68 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 1572. | Giorgos (sogroig) | 67.67 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 1573. | Saussure (sushi_sushi) | 67.66 | 96.4% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1574. | Tom (tombutcher1990) | 67.66 | 92% | 2012-11-12 |
| 1575. | dardchu_bobo (dachu) | 67.66 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 1576. | Pradipta (proydu) | 67.65 | 97% | 2013-10-25 |
| 1577. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 67.65 | 93% | 2015-08-01 |
| 1578. | Damodar (damodarrai) | 67.65 | 98% | 2013-08-29 |
| 1579. | Matthew (novauchiha) | 67.65 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 1580. | Alex (alexruben) | 67.65 | 94% | 2015-08-27 |
| 1581. | shebaw (shebaw) | 67.64 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 1582. | siva (dileep74) | 67.64 | 96% | 2012-05-10 |
| 1583. | Nikita (andriievskyi_2) | 67.63 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 1584. | Weirdo (weird_mango42) | 67.63 | 94% | 2021-06-10 |
| 1585. | Shrot (shrotk) | 67.63 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 1586. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 67.63 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 1587. | rifan (rifan) | 67.63 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 1588. | Claudio (tato41) | 67.62 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| 1589. | 839 (ynad) | 67.62 | 93% | 2013-06-04 |
| 1590. | k (lumogas) | 67.61 | 100% | 2015-09-04 |
| 1591. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 67.60 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1592. | MOHSIN (mk9498001) | 67.59 | 92% | 2012-02-01 |
| 1593. | Eric (d_m_t) | 67.59 | 94% | 2016-12-10 |
| 1594. | Đỗ (bigcatyoyo) | 67.58 | 95% | 2022-04-13 |
| 1595. | Seed (pikubu) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 1596. | Suzy (suzyisadoozy) | 67.57 | 91% | 2014-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |