As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23002. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 53.10 | 94% | 2016-04-15 |
| 23003. | I can't spell (jesusthecookie) | 53.10 | 85% | 2016-02-15 |
| 23004. | Sujeev (sujeev) | 53.09 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 23005. | tejas (tejasmax) | 53.09 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 23006. | Victor (_jokur_) | 53.09 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 23007. | Delta (vipripboy) | 53.08 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 23008. | qaiseenyo (qaiseenyo_) | 53.08 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
| 23009. | 6 (creak) | 53.08 | 90% | 2015-11-12 |
| 23010. | Red (redchristian16) | 53.08 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 23011. | Devesh (titu_singh) | 53.07 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
| 23012. | Runtao (termayang) | 53.07 | 94% | 2017-02-20 |
| 23013. | Matthew (stumblzzz) | 53.06 | 89% | 2015-07-14 |
| 23014. | Najmul Huda Chowdhury (krid... | 53.06 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 23015. | Shreyank (shrek7) | 53.06 | 94.2% | 2023-06-09 |
| 23016. | Darma (pcfounder) | 53.06 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23017. | Soul (wrecked_911) | 53.06 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 23018. | Hailey (haileyuwu) | 53.05 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 23019. | Abdullah (aboud1) | 53.05 | 97.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 23020. | weiCoder (weicoder) | 53.05 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 23021. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 53.05 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 23022. | Nikhil (nikhilgv9) | 53.04 | 97% | 2015-06-08 |
| 23023. | zipper (zipper47) | 53.04 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 23024. | Gabriel (the_bata) | 53.04 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
| 23025. | Meow (franklin31113) | 53.03 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 23026. | Mauricio (kenze) | 53.03 | 100% | 2022-04-13 |
| 23027. | Arturo (agtugo) | 53.02 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
| 23028. | CJ (piecesinrest) | 53.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23029. | lee (wndnjs4389) | 53.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 23030. | OGCJN (ogcjn) | 53.02 | 91% | 2016-08-11 |
| 23031. | chiho312000 (chiho312000) | 53.01 | 95% | 2019-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |