I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13333. | Kewal (kforkewal) | 78.98 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 13334. | Erinc (karniyarik) | 78.98 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 13335. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 78.98 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 13336. | Velj (velj6894) | 78.97 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 13337. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 78.97 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 13338. | Pawel (hitman117) | 78.97 | 98.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13339. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 78.97 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 13340. | 🙿 (linoleum) | 78.97 | 94.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13341. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 78.97 | 93% | 2015-04-09 |
| 13342. | Yves (yclaguisma) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13343. | 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 (unrequited_) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 13344. | Alex (alexkyo) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 13345. | ejay (spacebars_) | 78.96 | 97.6% | 2023-11-06 |
| 13346. | char (chxrcoal) | 78.96 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 13347. | skeet (driipz) | 78.95 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 13348. | Ryan (godawesome) | 78.95 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 13349. | Fragobert (fragobert) | 78.94 | 94% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13350. | Alan (yuzhi) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 13351. | Tara (toropomolo) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13352. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 13353. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 78.94 | 96% | 2016-01-10 |
| 13354. | Valip (vapan25) | 78.94 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 13355. | Andreas (oxbow) | 78.94 | 97% | 2016-04-29 |
| 13356. | MrPatuti (misterpatuti) | 78.93 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 13357. | Adam (cerealbox42) | 78.93 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 13358. | Guest(?) (giannissapo) | 78.92 | 97.4% | 2025-01-10 |
| 13359. | Dragan (sfsgagi) | 78.92 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 13360. | Franklin (fpstone) | 78.92 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13361. | Erik (erikletendre) | 78.92 | 95% | 2016-10-24 |
| 13362. | Skt (sktboi) | 78.92 | 91% | 2015-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |