The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19086. | Don't bully me plz (dontbul... | 73.55 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| 19087. | Carlo (rapnu024) | 73.55 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
| 19088. | Joran (yojimbo073) | 73.55 | 89% | 2016-04-06 |
| 19089. | Stygian (untimely_demise) | 73.54 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 19090. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 73.54 | 92% | 2016-09-10 |
| 19091. | Jordan (scheufeli) | 73.54 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 19092. | Muhammad (as7771) | 73.54 | 95% | 2014-11-08 |
| 19093. | Mario (ajm_37) | 73.53 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 19094. | Breanna (bjr7) | 73.53 | 95% | 2011-09-02 |
| 19095. | USA! (kieranglaister) | 73.53 | 90% | 2015-01-19 |
| 19096. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 73.53 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 19097. | i am slower than you (koplkop) | 73.53 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 19098. | Ayesha (vogue212) | 73.53 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 19099. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 73.53 | 94% | 2020-05-28 |
| 19100. | Annie (wibbie) | 73.53 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 19101. | Titus (dsouzatitus) | 73.53 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 19102. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 73.52 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 19103. | Leb (kabebby) | 73.52 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 19104. | Billy (bfud) | 73.52 | 92% | 2013-01-05 |
| 19105. | Amir (amirhomayoun) | 73.52 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 19106. | MikoĊaj (winnerro) | 73.52 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 19107. | Radek (wedry) | 73.52 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 19108. | Kyle (kande004) | 73.52 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 19109. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 73.51 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 19110. | jjerry (jerry_nyae) | 73.51 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 19111. | Gabe (gabe90) | 73.51 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 19112. | Steady (steadytyper) | 73.51 | 91% | 2014-07-10 |
| 19113. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 73.51 | 98% | 2014-04-11 |
| 19114. | Michi (megitsune) | 73.50 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 19115. | jimmy (newbie12) | 73.50 | 97% | 2012-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |