As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8510. | Medieval (medievalflute) | 87.80 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 8511. | Feras (deuplect) | 87.79 | 96% | 2026-01-10 |
| 8512. | Xophules (xophules) | 87.79 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8513. | Chase (chaseng) | 87.79 | 92% | 2016-06-24 |
| 8514. | Drew (drewerds) | 87.79 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 8515. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 87.79 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 8516. | Streyt (streyt) | 87.79 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8517. | Nightwong (thfw00) | 87.79 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 8518. | Martin Cornelius (martincor... | 87.78 | 98.4% | 2023-09-17 |
| 8519. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 87.78 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 8520. | Hello (filetofish) | 87.78 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 8521. | Oofer (oofer333) | 87.77 | 95.7% | 2025-05-26 |
| 8522. | Buah (jaswil) | 87.77 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8523. | Reza (reza0101) | 87.76 | 99% | 2025-02-14 |
| 8524. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8525. | dvorak is better (interplan... | 87.76 | 94% | 2015-07-08 |
| 8526. | Sam (gates250) | 87.75 | 98.4% | 2023-12-23 |
| 8527. | Val (valandil211) | 87.75 | 87% | 2016-05-15 |
| 8528. | fatih (webfox) | 87.75 | 99% | 2016-12-28 |
| 8529. | Nck (browohwy) | 87.74 | 97% | 2024-11-19 |
| 8530. | raynre (raynre) | 87.74 | 98% | 2024-06-19 |
| 8531. | Diether John (dietherjohn20) | 87.74 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 8532. | Amit (amtijais) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 8533. | Hunain (hunain) | 87.74 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
| 8534. | Cat On A Computer (elrot_) | 87.73 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 8535. | Nomen (punomenals) | 87.73 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8536. | Michael (distrinity) | 87.72 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8537. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 87.72 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
| 8538. | qwvl (qwvl) | 87.71 | 97% | 2025-10-10 |
| 8539. | Anthony (andrithir) | 87.71 | 97.5% | 2024-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |