So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11530. | Eric (qwarts) | 82.66 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11531. | Nicholas (theweeklynews) | 82.66 | 89% | 2016-03-20 |
| 11532. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 82.66 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 11533. | Stevens Rommzky (epytotorp09) | 82.65 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 11534. | gollum (gollum) | 82.65 | 95% | 2012-05-01 |
| 11535. | saku (deckcsgo) | 82.65 | 95% | 2018-02-06 |
| 11536. | muddabit (muddabit) | 82.65 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11537. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 82.65 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11538. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 82.65 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11539. | Ternimus (ternimus) | 82.65 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11540. | Jai (jais) | 82.65 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11541. | Amber (theamberfang) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11542. | Will (kingofpie22) | 82.65 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 11543. | Cat (maxee998) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 11544. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 82.65 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 11545. | Neal (cynicalone) | 82.65 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 11546. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 82.64 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 11547. | Ms. (mulan_fierce) | 82.64 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 11548. | fatih (webfox) | 82.64 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11549. | xd (typerads) | 82.64 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11550. | Eve (mach_5) | 82.64 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 11551. | Shane (shane92187) | 82.63 | 95% | 2012-06-02 |
| 11552. | hef (juboman) | 82.63 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 11553. | Dhayanandh (ken_adams) | 82.63 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 11554. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 82.63 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11555. | rocky (rockycabaero) | 82.62 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 11556. | Priscilla (pris) | 82.62 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 11557. | Mohammad (smhdasadi) | 82.62 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11558. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 82.62 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 11559. | Brittany (tfbritt1026) | 82.62 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |