So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18319. | Drew (bigboisausage) | 71.11 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18320. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 71.11 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
| 18321. | root (chroot) | 71.11 | 98% | 2021-05-31 |
| 18322. | FireTail (theonlyfiretail) | 71.11 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 18323. | Iveso (iveso) | 71.11 | 96% | 2013-04-05 |
| 18324. | Calum (london_cal_93) | 71.11 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 18325. | meme (fergburglerr) | 71.11 | 94% | 2013-10-17 |
| 18326. | Steve (javindo) | 71.10 | 78% | 2011-06-05 |
| 18327. | Sobe (yukikoneko) | 71.10 | 91% | 2013-10-05 |
| 18328. | Hail (voolcan) | 71.10 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
| 18329. | Kevin (gkpc) | 71.10 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 18330. | Edvard (maosk) | 71.10 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 18331. | Knyon (knyon) | 71.10 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 18332. | Gaylord (gaylord_perry) | 71.10 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 18333. | Hanne (hanne_vdk) | 71.10 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 18334. | Kay (kkayakk) | 71.10 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 18335. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 71.09 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 18336. | weaponforge (weaponforge) | 71.09 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 18337. | Brian (professorbell) | 71.09 | 93% | 2013-06-23 |
| 18338. | Soumyajeet (s0umyajeet) | 71.09 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18339. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 71.09 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 18340. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 71.08 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18341. | fay (ranner66) | 71.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 18342. | Nathan (dildar_the_alien) | 71.08 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 18343. | Bryan (turles) | 71.08 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 18344. | Grem (grem) | 71.08 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 18345. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 71.08 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 18346. | Machine (guldan) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 18347. | Ben (piggymacbook) | 71.07 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 18348. | Guna Sekhar (gunreddi) | 71.07 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |