Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1194. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 70.74 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1195. | Maria (nmtmaria) | 70.73 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 1196. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 70.70 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1197. | Brodie (p7nda) | 70.68 | 94% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1198. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 70.68 | 96% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1199. | Auxrehor (ephraim1234) | 70.63 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1200. | Shaobo (naruth_nova) | 70.62 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1201. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 70.61 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 1202. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 70.58 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1203. | Connor (jonecon) | 70.57 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1204. | Solo (solohan) | 70.54 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1205. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 70.54 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1206. | Melih (mailogames) | 70.54 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1207. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 70.52 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1208. | Snoody (snoody) | 70.49 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1209. | Kristian (forcepain) | 70.49 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1210. | William (wdk5013) | 70.44 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 1211. | Krowvesc (crovesk) | 70.42 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1212. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 70.38 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1213. | Norton (pajj) | 70.37 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 1214. | Ted (hh535) | 70.36 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 1215. | Cooper (cooperbowman21) | 70.35 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1216. | Owen (owenl131) | 70.30 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1217. | Alex (s2demak) | 70.28 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1218. | Naruth (naruth) | 70.28 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1219. | taco (tacocat0) | 70.27 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1220. | skydivingant (skydivingant) | 70.23 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1221. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 70.23 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1222. | Jordan (catdog567) | 70.20 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1223. | Lennard (leoracing) | 70.15 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |