As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11957. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
| 11958. | Persona (unknownpersona) | 79.08 | 92% | 2016-08-19 |
| 11959. | WellLubed (welllubed) | 79.08 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11960. | William (bobodahobo54) | 79.08 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11961. | Justin (jvstin522) | 79.08 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11962. | nonaem (apansi) | 79.08 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 11963. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 79.08 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 11964. | Marjuk (mashrafimarjuk) | 79.07 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 11965. | Humbble (freedom97) | 79.07 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11966. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 79.07 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 11967. | Alex (alq231089) | 79.07 | 94% | 2016-08-26 |
| 11968. | Dhaval (dhaval06) | 79.06 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 11969. | AAAAAAAAA (laolaolao1) | 79.05 | 96.4% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11970. | Rea (rlst) | 79.05 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 11971. | Domen (sablja) | 79.05 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 11972. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 79.05 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 11973. | Jonathan (jonyaa) | 79.04 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11974. | Hải (mymomismad) | 79.04 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11975. | Domo (dasuxosu) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11976. | Ryden (ryden_soko) | 79.04 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 11977. | William (wdk5013) | 79.04 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 11978. | BRUH (rabonh) | 79.04 | 96% | 2017-04-19 |
| 11979. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 79.04 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
| 11980. | del (yggdrasilll) | 79.03 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11981. | Thomas (tommyspo) | 79.03 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11982. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 79.03 | 98% | 2016-07-04 |
| 11983. | Kim (kimabarca123) | 79.02 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11984. | france (nabyounab) | 79.02 | 96% | 2017-01-13 |
| 11985. | Z (rats4brainz) | 79.02 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11986. | hai (nothing4u) | 79.02 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |