The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14544. | Concon (concon_bcna) | 80.91 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 14545. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 80.91 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 14546. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 80.90 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 14547. | bau5 (duz108) | 80.90 | 94% | 2012-07-03 |
| 14548. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 80.90 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 14549. | meme (fergburglerr) | 80.90 | 97% | 2015-05-30 |
| 14550. | dustin (shocketh) | 80.89 | 92% | 2016-06-29 |
| 14551. | nanowiener (nanowiener) | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 14552. | Re4per (light_exe) | 80.89 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 14553. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 14554. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 14555. | Christian (chrixsi) | 80.89 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 14556. | jjpogi (jjpogi) | 80.89 | 95% | 2014-01-25 |
| 14557. | (slowfake) | 80.89 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| 14558. | Rob (jacks0n) | 80.89 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 14559. | Nicole (nicole813) | 80.88 | 93% | 2012-02-28 |
| 14560. | Rashid (wazzyfrag1) | 80.87 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 14561. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 80.87 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 14562. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 80.87 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14563. | Chase (chaseypoo) | 80.87 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 14564. | turtle (intmain0) | 80.87 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14565. | vo (duyquang1202) | 80.87 | 94% | 2014-04-29 |
| 14566. | Allie (alliecat) | 80.87 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 14567. | Slavic (mfsss) | 80.86 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 14568. | Todd (t0dd1337) | 80.86 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 14569. | Dylan (dangerdolan_) | 80.86 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 14570. | Sebastian (seebzjeeh) | 80.86 | 94% | 2013-04-12 |
| 14571. | Hackyeah (hackyeah) | 80.85 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 14572. | Thren (threntus) | 80.85 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 14573. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 80.85 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |