The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14438. | Victor (uiron) | 80.83 | 95% | 2011-09-26 |
| 14439. | Ptr. - Dots (asylum) | 80.83 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 14440. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 80.82 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14441. | Kardo (kardoj) | 80.82 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 14442. | Andres (avillarreal) | 80.82 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 14443. | Vjetnametz (vjetnametz) | 80.81 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 14444. | David (dmmagic91) | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 14445. | TheGreat (isat32196) | 80.81 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 14446. | clipoy (clipoy) | 80.81 | 91% | 2013-06-18 |
| 14447. | MLSN (mlsn) | 80.81 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 14448. | Dan (danomate) | 80.81 | 88% | 2015-07-30 |
| 14449. | bich (play_girl1881) | 80.81 | 99% | 2013-08-24 |
| 14450. | mateen (krazeekid_) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 14451. | Lynne (flippy22) | 80.80 | 99% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14452. | Wawa (wawasc) | 80.80 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 14453. | Alex (alexgt) | 80.80 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 14454. | Common Hoopoe (chaoticorder) | 80.79 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 14455. | randint (lawlombie) | 80.79 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 14456. | Wolt (wolttam) | 80.79 | 92% | 2017-06-01 |
| 14457. | Jonathan (spiddypoorson) | 80.79 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 14458. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 80.79 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 14459. | Marwan (steelman) | 80.79 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 14460. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 80.79 | 97% | 2012-06-20 |
| 14461. | Bubbadu (bobez21) | 80.79 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
| 14462. | Johnathan (uneasybbj) | 80.78 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 14463. | Ellen (cactose) | 80.78 | 89% | 2015-01-12 |
| 14464. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 80.78 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 14465. | JojiZ (joji718) | 80.77 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 14466. | PeiYing (yanglala) | 80.77 | 98% | 2015-12-29 |
| 14467. | James (multipoke) | 80.77 | 93% | 2011-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |