I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12087. | Albert (albastardoto) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12088. | lucas (lucas757) | 84.64 | 99% | 2017-05-24 |
| 12089. | Jonte (zitrex) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12090. | Machine (guldan) | 84.64 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 12091. | Luna (goddessluna) | 84.63 | 98.3% | 2024-01-05 |
| 12092. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 84.63 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| 12093. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 84.63 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 12094. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 84.63 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12095. | Vumsee (vumsee) | 84.63 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 12096. | Joshua (sonofanfiel96) | 84.63 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 12097. | lukec4thebomb (lukec4thebomb) | 84.62 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 12098. | StorMBasilisK (stormbasilisk) | 84.62 | 96% | 2022-04-09 |
| 12099. | akzhol (atomixa) | 84.62 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12100. | Max (maxmeza) | 84.62 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 12101. | Louis (meenepo) | 84.62 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12102. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 84.62 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 12103. | sarfaraz (srfrz049) | 84.61 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 12104. | Kiyo (kiiyyoo) | 84.61 | 97.2% | 2023-11-17 |
| 12105. | Jake (wavegamble) | 84.61 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 12106. | Helix (last_in_kahoot) | 84.61 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12107. | Michael (sickwithit41197) | 84.60 | 96.6% | 2024-03-15 |
| 12108. | Josh (debstep142) | 84.60 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 12109. | fapnguyen (fapnguyen) | 84.60 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 12110. | Milly (yllim) | 84.59 | 96.8% | 2023-07-26 |
| 12111. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 84.59 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 12112. | (altroq) | 84.58 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 12113. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 84.58 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12114. | Anton (racketen) | 84.58 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 12115. | Habeebo (habeebi156) | 84.57 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 12116. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 84.57 | 98% | 2020-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |