The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8115. | Riadh (otherly00) | 93.28 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 8116. | lucia (shql) | 93.28 | 100% | 2019-06-12 |
| 8117. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 93.28 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 8118. | Hydrogxn (hydrogenation) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8119. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 93.28 | 93.9% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8120. | Deez (deez_nuttz) | 93.28 | 99% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8121. | Sh (slo5) | 93.27 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8122. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 93.27 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8123. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 93.27 | 97% | 2017-03-21 |
| 8124. | Tree (aspect) | 93.27 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 8125. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 93.26 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 8126. | Christopher (pandacea) | 93.26 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 8127. | James (squigglejoe) | 93.25 | 95% | 2011-09-13 |
| 8128. | Chris (faithisfear) | 93.25 | 94% | 2012-03-02 |
| 8129. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 93.25 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8130. | Vitali (blackhawk_firefox) | 93.25 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 8131. | Crazy (crazycolorz5) | 93.24 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 8132. | Wat (watf) | 93.24 | 96% | 2011-08-30 |
| 8133. | Dingoose (quantumtheory3) | 93.24 | 94% | 2014-09-05 |
| 8134. | Brian (123ok) | 93.24 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 8135. | Dankey (dankeykang808) | 93.22 | 97.2% | 2023-06-20 |
| 8136. | Adrian (ronquiaj) | 93.22 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 8137. | John (ggfhoge) | 93.22 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 8138. | Riggy (rigorodolico) | 93.22 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8139. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 93.22 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8140. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 93.22 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8141. | lio (osybius) | 93.22 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8142. | anyotherdude (anyotherdude) | 93.22 | 98% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8143. | Jordan (mightymiff) | 93.21 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 8144. | NickDanger (redd6425) | 93.21 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |