So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6844. | Aside (aside) | 93.43 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 6845. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 93.42 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 6846. | Dan (thebendoftime) | 93.42 | 91% | 2013-01-30 |
| 6847. | - (ernierock) | 93.42 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 6848. | Taylor (violinbird) | 93.42 | 98% | 2013-12-19 |
| 6849. | Luigi (luigim800) | 93.42 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 6850. | William (bnuldun) | 93.42 | 99% | 2016-03-19 |
| 6851. | Will (bigdubs) | 93.42 | 95% | 2013-10-30 |
| 6852. | 🎃 (igorslow) | 93.41 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 6853. | Babuu👶 (babybabu) | 93.40 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6854. | jenny (jennnywu) | 93.40 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6855. | Alex (stormranger) | 93.40 | 89% | 2016-07-07 |
| 6856. | Matt (flamingbear) | 93.40 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 6857. | Joaquin (wakincloset) | 93.39 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6858. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 93.39 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6859. | Douglas (krakeneggs) | 93.39 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 6860. | charlie (waterfowll) | 93.38 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 6861. | Kevin (alorlict) | 93.38 | 92% | 2016-08-26 |
| 6862. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 93.38 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 6863. | M. (baity) | 93.38 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 6864. | Kerschel (asdfjklsemic0lon) | 93.37 | 95% | 2017-02-03 |
| 6865. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 93.37 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 6866. | satoo (satoo) | 93.37 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 6867. | Chaka (cha_ka) | 93.35 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 6868. | invalidcode (invalidcode2322) | 93.35 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 6869. | Smeagella (smeagella) | 93.35 | 98% | 2014-08-08 |
| 6870. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 93.35 | 95% | 2013-08-12 |
| 6871. | Abah (melaka) | 93.35 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 6872. | Dominic (aboveawesome) | 93.34 | 86% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6873. | Allen (allent528) | 93.34 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |