I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 107. | urchin (urchinonquit) | 141.45 | 97.8% | 2024-12-16 |
| 108. | Lucas (hungie) | 141.17 | 98.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 109. | Kerb (kerby_berby) | 141.12 | 99.1% | 2023-09-01 |
| 110. | Joshua (sh1nobie) | 140.99 | 98.9% | 2024-05-09 |
| 111. | Khush (khush_12) | 140.40 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
| 112. | Alenygam (provola23) | 140.39 | 98.2% | 2025-01-11 |
| 113. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 140.20 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 114. | d (hirundinidae) | 139.93 | 99.2% | 2023-05-24 |
| 115. | Octahedron (rule9) | 139.86 | 98% | 2024-01-11 |
| 116. | Rodrigo (zurrion) | 139.72 | 98.7% | 2024-02-18 |
| 117. | שוקי (shukidudu) | 139.72 | 98.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 118. | semi (semilin) | 139.62 | 98.2% | 2025-01-10 |
| 119. | Dilan (dilanxd) | 139.45 | 99% | 2025-08-11 |
| 120. | 🐧 (bdnq) | 139.23 | 97.4% | 2024-10-23 |
| 121. | Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) | 139.18 | 99% | 2026-05-13 |
| 122. | Jetmode🐊🐍 (botpro) | 139.15 | 97.7% | 2024-02-19 |
| 123. | Nanashi (watari009) | 138.72 | 100% | 2024-03-03 |
| 124. | (timjeffery44) | 138.55 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 125. | real (realscav) | 138.19 | 98.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 126. | Ditto (xcrafters) | 137.61 | 97.9% | 2024-09-23 |
| 127. | Siavas (siavas) | 137.58 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 128. | Spencer Lennon Stanek (paul... | 137.32 | 98% | 2026-05-08 |
| 129. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 137.32 | 98% | 2024-12-30 |
| 130. | Hydrodoy (qdedmon87) | 137.28 | 97% | 2026-05-02 |
| 131. | oyn (rtalib_321) | 137.26 | 99% | 2025-08-23 |
| 132. | (jesterc) | 136.93 | 97.3% | 2024-07-26 |
| 133. | Tuukka (sblankg) | 136.92 | 98% | 2025-08-21 |
| 134. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 136.85 | 98.3% | 2023-12-01 |
| 135. | (apathy_) | 136.76 | 97.9% | 2024-08-13 |
| 136. | 20to30wpm (10to20wpm) | 136.59 | 99.1% | 2024-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |