The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7130. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 95.85 | 95% | 2012-09-08 |
| 7131. | josh (josh1248) | 95.85 | 96.7% | 2023-05-26 |
| 7132. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 7133. | hello1 (hello1) | 95.85 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 7134. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 95.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 7135. | . (offoff) | 95.83 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 7136. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 95.83 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 7137. | whitemary (whitemary) | 95.83 | 94% | 2013-08-07 |
| 7138. | Leon (veonhoon) | 95.82 | 93% | 2015-04-02 |
| 7139. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 95.82 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7140. | jhk (kersjam) | 95.82 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 7141. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 95.82 | 98% | 2016-07-30 |
| 7142. | Dave (daveee) | 95.81 | 93% | 2014-05-06 |
| 7143. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 95.81 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 7144. | Shagnik (shagnik) | 95.81 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 7145. | Nick (pakman) | 95.81 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 7146. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 95.80 | 97.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7147. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 95.80 | 98% | 2012-07-01 |
| 7148. | Anthony (burner17) | 95.80 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
| 7149. | simon (i_am_simon) | 95.79 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
| 7150. | hoang viet (waniku) | 95.79 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 7151. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 95.79 | 98% | 2016-09-25 |
| 7152. | Vroooom (tyeh26) | 95.79 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 7153. | Rokas (turkas) | 95.79 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7154. | emily (swimmerpenguin) | 95.77 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 7155. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 95.77 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 7156. | Aidan (aidanmccomsey) | 95.77 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 7157. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 95.77 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 7158. | Tobias 🥺👉👈 (tobimori) | 95.77 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 7159. | pablo (druglord) | 95.76 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |