And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9124. | Fiona (lilmeg37) | 99.83 | 96% | 2012-05-14 |
| 9125. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 99.82 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 9126. | Kevin (kevinhu162) | 99.82 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 9127. | GinjK (ginjk) | 99.82 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 9128. | :) (dreikaiser) | 99.82 | 90% | 2016-03-29 |
| 9129. | D A M A G E D (dama_ged) | 99.81 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 9130. | Wanderer (ibemaddie) | 99.80 | 98% | 2015-05-09 |
| 9131. | chrispHD (chrisphd) | 99.80 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 9132. | fikki (fikki) | 99.80 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 9133. | Ed (edhawks) | 99.80 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 9134. | AMY (amy123) | 99.80 | 94% | 2014-02-19 |
| 9135. | Angel (auldieermine83) | 99.79 | 95.3% | 2023-06-10 |
| 9136. | decaG0N (iam_rock) | 99.79 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9137. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 99.79 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9138. | Mo (mhuang422) | 99.79 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 9139. | Typos (leonqn23) | 99.79 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 9140. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 99.78 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 9141. | Tim (timwan) | 99.78 | 94% | 2013-06-21 |
| 9142. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 99.78 | 98% | 2012-05-08 |
| 9143. | nori (n0r1) | 99.78 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 9144. | patty (p6tric) | 99.77 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9145. | Marcus (qwerty_boi) | 99.77 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9146. | Manthansinh (manthansinh_go... | 99.77 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9147. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 99.77 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
| 9148. | Matt (ibdevil) | 99.77 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 9149. | Ajaykumar (ajaykumarkannan) | 99.76 | 97% | 2013-03-14 |
| 9150. | Tom (lordvoldemort) | 99.76 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 9151. | Johnny (wilfulatrophy) | 99.76 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 9152. | Duc (ducx0049) | 99.75 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 9153. | Sebastian (4555) | 99.75 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |