So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6618. | Camps (camps) | 93.86 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 6619. | seaniqua (splomax) | 93.85 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 6620. | Zee (zeal0us) | 93.85 | 99% | 2013-06-19 |
| 6621. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 93.85 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 6622. | Arpeggio (itsarpeggio) | 93.84 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 6623. | Jovin (jovin) | 93.84 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| 6624. | Felix (felixleong) | 93.84 | 97% | 2011-08-24 |
| 6625. | Leifman (leifman) | 93.84 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 6626. | sph (izst) | 93.84 | 92% | 2013-01-22 |
| 6627. | Equiraptor (equiraptor) | 93.84 | 95% | 2012-10-23 |
| 6628. | Enzo (xtrickit11@yahoo.com) | 93.84 | 97% | 2013-10-18 |
| 6629. | Taha (tahatoto123) | 93.84 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
| 6630. | Vitali (blackhawk_firefox) | 93.84 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 6631. | Jude (jrrr_r) | 93.83 | 98.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 6632. | gvne (gvne) | 93.83 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 6633. | Turtle (jwatkins2) | 93.83 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 6634. | opperhoofd (wart) | 93.82 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 6635. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 93.82 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 6636. | Vinh (vinhpham8598nt) | 93.82 | 93% | 2014-02-03 |
| 6637. | Wise (wiseuser) | 93.81 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 6638. | dead (kyohokuma) | 93.81 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 6639. | Mechanical or GTFO (keiange... | 93.81 | 95% | 2014-10-15 |
| 6640. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 93.81 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 6641. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 6642. | Justice (gumbol) | 93.80 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 6643. | Chris (czhang96) | 93.79 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 6644. | Zariski (zariski) | 93.79 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 6645. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 93.79 | 93% | 2016-08-12 |
| 6646. | Allison (spcbttls) | 93.79 | 91% | 2012-06-02 |
| 6647. | Romping (max61090) | 93.78 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |