So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29716. | pocowamto (maikmaik) | 53.33 | 97% | 2011-08-18 |
| 29717. | jason (asdasd) | 53.33 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 29718. | vengaudaraman (venkats06) | 53.32 | 94.8% | 2023-07-29 |
| 29719. | BIindShadow (biindshadow) | 53.32 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 29720. | MegaTron (megatron100101) | 53.32 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
| 29721. | pieterjan (pjdem) | 53.32 | 95% | 2023-08-11 |
| 29722. | jon (angbunehneh) | 53.32 | 94% | 2021-03-28 |
| 29723. | Alvi (alvi0406) | 53.32 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 29724. | Izzat (ikankuruk) | 53.32 | 85% | 2014-12-20 |
| 29725. | Josh (razor_sharp7) | 53.31 | 87% | 2016-12-31 |
| 29726. | Renaud (renaudc) | 53.31 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 29727. | Taukekhan (taukekhan) | 53.31 | 93% | 2022-03-09 |
| 29728. | b (bdmqp) | 53.31 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 29729. | zhou (reborn_chris) | 53.31 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 29730. | Bill Bob (lightstar) | 53.31 | 94% | 2012-06-18 |
| 29731. | Amit (amitsaharana) | 53.31 | 93% | 2012-02-14 |
| 29732. | MasterZero (mastrzero) | 53.30 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 29733. | Ariel (shadowariel) | 53.30 | 95% | 2019-11-01 |
| 29734. | Sup (chickeneight) | 53.30 | 94.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 29735. | jordan (loveball) | 53.30 | 93% | 2011-07-31 |
| 29736. | Scout (warmup) | 53.30 | 96% | 2014-05-02 |
| 29737. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 53.30 | 79% | 2015-04-16 |
| 29738. | Max (maximilliant) | 53.29 | 91% | 2016-01-05 |
| 29739. | MewX (mewx) | 53.29 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 29740. | Milen (man1a) | 53.29 | 91% | 2012-10-30 |
| 29741. | Lisa (lisacabaluna) | 53.29 | 94% | 2013-01-17 |
| 29742. | Ric (batgolds) | 53.29 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 29743. | R1etje (r1etje) | 53.28 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 29744. | Jis (ljs765) | 53.28 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 29745. | clgq (clgq) | 53.28 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |