As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13372. | Lin (ltf0501) | 76.66 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 13373. | maikim (maikim) | 76.66 | 99% | 2021-09-24 |
| 13374. | Jamey (poachedspinach) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 13375. | Marc (marcr) | 76.66 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
| 13376. | Alex (redbloodzcell) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 13377. | XIX (xixc) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13378. | (luckyzxd) | 76.65 | 95% | 2023-04-19 |
| 13379. | James (jamesablack) | 76.65 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 13380. | Justin (juso53) | 76.65 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 13381. | WittyGhost887 (wittyghost887) | 76.64 | 95% | 2025-05-21 |
| 13382. | Neb (nebdoza) | 76.64 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 13383. | Ari10yA (ari10ya) | 76.63 | 98% | 2024-02-04 |
| 13384. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 76.63 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 13385. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 76.63 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 13386. | Sean (seansdb6) | 76.63 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 13387. | Scopic (scopic) | 76.63 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 13388. | David (nicer) | 76.62 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 13389. | Ward (warddr) | 76.62 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 13390. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 76.62 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13391. | Kevin (kevas) | 76.61 | 96% | 2024-12-06 |
| 13392. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 76.61 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 13393. | Marvin (malvolio) | 76.61 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 13394. | Edvin (edvstr) | 76.61 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 13395. | Arni (arnipet_01) | 76.60 | 98% | 2025-03-16 |
| 13396. | pepe (pepesaiko) | 76.60 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 13397. | Uttam (uttamakwana) | 76.59 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 13398. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 13399. | Tom (t0mas_colemak) | 76.59 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 13400. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 76.59 | 99.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13401. | meme (mememanjeff) | 76.58 | 95% | 2019-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |