The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8650. | Yolimoks (yolimoks) | 49.59 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 8651. | Aries (ariesstyle) | 49.59 | 97% | 2014-04-12 |
| 8652. | farooq (farooqmurtaza12345) | 49.59 | 95% | 2018-01-15 |
| 8653. | Matti (qzax) | 49.59 | 95% | 2015-10-28 |
| 8654. | Abanob (pepokamal) | 49.59 | 91% | 2016-12-13 |
| 8655. | luckyone (luckyyone) | 49.58 | 91% | 2016-08-29 |
| 8656. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 49.58 | 93% | 2016-09-03 |
| 8657. | Steven (s366465) | 49.58 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 8658. | Keith (korver) | 49.58 | 95% | 2015-11-18 |
| 8659. | MR. V (sv14) | 49.58 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 8660. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 49.58 | 95% | 2015-11-18 |
| 8661. | nim (nimen) | 49.58 | 94% | 2020-09-09 |
| 8662. | Prabesh (prabeshthapa) | 49.58 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 8663. | Rixt (rixtg) | 49.58 | 93% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8664. | yahia (yahiaeltoumy) | 49.58 | 92% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8665. | Tony (tonychi) | 49.58 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8666. | Marvin (marvindadi) | 49.57 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 8667. | Michael (emnois) | 49.57 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 8668. | Lalith Sharma (lalith_sharma7) | 49.57 | 94% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8669. | wan (wansap) | 49.57 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8670. | Nolan (kayakrice) | 49.57 | 94% | 2022-05-25 |
| 8671. | Zui (zuifeng) | 49.57 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 8672. | admiralcoco (admiralcoco) | 49.57 | 95% | 2012-09-09 |
| 8673. | Jeremi SIhotang (jeremi2000) | 49.56 | 89% | 2016-07-02 |
| 8674. | Tessa (tessadehart) | 49.56 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 8675. | Ridoy Chandra Dey (rkprite09) | 49.56 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 8676. | Anika (goose_nik) | 49.56 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8677. | jad (jadabbas) | 49.56 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 8678. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 49.55 | 94% | 2014-11-14 |
| 8679. | Nillesz (nillesz) | 49.55 | 93% | 2012-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |