As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19330. | Emil (zelciux) | 56.69 | 84% | 2017-05-14 |
19331. | sus99hant (sus99hant) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
19332. | Rohan (darklyspaced) | 56.69 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
19333. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 56.69 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
19334. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 56.69 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
19335. | pamm991 (pamm991) | 56.68 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
19336. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 56.68 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
19337. | Sourav (sourav_malo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
19338. | Raditya (raditya98) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
19339. | lilnfh (hk_l) | 56.68 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
19340. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 56.68 | 90% | 2015-08-13 |
19341. | Abdelrahman (ashalaby) | 56.67 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
19342. | Shakir (rikahs) | 56.67 | 96.4% | 2021-02-20 |
19343. | issac (tanthanhkaka) | 56.67 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
19344. | Nithin (nithin_noob) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
19345. | hossameldien (hossam23177) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
19346. | Odo (odo_bean) | 56.65 | 93.9% | 2023-10-10 |
19347. | ober (beginracing) | 56.65 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
19348. | wang (wangtest1) | 56.65 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
19349. | Saqib (saqib733) | 56.64 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
19350. | Ethan (thandrew) | 56.64 | 94% | 2018-03-07 |
19351. | need more fingers (fingers7) | 56.64 | 94% | 2021-02-27 |
19352. | Luu (luwu) | 56.64 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
19353. | Sami (t1sami) | 56.64 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
19354. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 56.64 | 95% | 2019-02-20 |
19355. | Zewz (incon) | 56.64 | 92% | 2016-12-17 |
19356. | jack (vunda) | 56.63 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
19357. | I_m_a_fish (rahul_81) | 56.63 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
19358. | Manendra (money1010) | 56.63 | 96% | 2017-03-09 |
19359. | Azizbek (aziz4ik) | 56.63 | 93% | 2020-12-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |