So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18702. | FrantiĊĦek (zefyrcz) | 70.48 | 91% | 2015-01-27 |
| 18703. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 70.48 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 18704. | mowthee (hanst) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 18705. | Percy (adladd) | 70.48 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 18706. | _Suvam 0_0 ! (qw_slow_typist) | 70.48 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 18707. | Britain (ukgameson) | 70.48 | 91% | 2014-05-07 |
| 18708. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 18709. | Thraken (thraken) | 70.48 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 18710. | Brendan (wickd) | 70.48 | 87% | 2013-03-12 |
| 18711. | Dave (david02) | 70.48 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 18712. | Scarface (csgoscarface) | 70.47 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 18713. | Karis (ktoothman) | 70.47 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 18714. | Justin (jlinsta) | 70.47 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 18715. | Steven (seksiartist) | 70.47 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
| 18716. | 839 (ynad) | 70.47 | 94% | 2013-07-13 |
| 18717. | aftab (afti007) | 70.47 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18718. | Miles (milksushi) | 70.46 | 91% | 2016-11-09 |
| 18719. | Kim (rsoler) | 70.46 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 18720. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 70.46 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 18721. | * (000100020003) | 70.46 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 18722. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 70.46 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 18723. | one_handed (monohands) | 70.46 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 18724. | Bonzer (bonzer05) | 70.46 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 18725. | Robert (robby9718) | 70.46 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 18726. | zarzych (zarzych) | 70.46 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 18727. | Wanderley (wanderley) | 70.46 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 18728. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 70.46 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 18729. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 70.46 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 18730. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 70.45 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18731. | SpeedDemon (thethunderlord7) | 70.45 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |