The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8915. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 90.70 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 8916. | Kiran (ginnityper) | 90.70 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8917. | Martini (martini2k4) | 90.69 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 8918. | BobbyWasabi (bobby_wasabi_) | 90.69 | 97.6% | 2024-06-08 |
| 8919. | My "-" broke (hitzcritz) | 90.69 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 8920. | Courtney (pickels712) | 90.69 | 99% | 2015-05-06 |
| 8921. | Bostang Palaguna (steiitb2020) | 90.69 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 8922. | sevdeawesome (sevdeawesome) | 90.69 | 97.6% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8923. | Girffe (girffe) | 90.69 | 94% | 2013-02-02 |
| 8924. | Stuji (stu_ji) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 8925. | Seth (v0lume4) | 90.68 | 90% | 2017-04-30 |
| 8926. | yoohpy (yoohpy) | 90.67 | 96% | 2025-01-24 |
| 8927. | Uluru (uluru) | 90.67 | 97.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 8928. | Paul (spoonraker) | 90.67 | 90% | 2015-08-23 |
| 8929. | Alex (alexmartin) | 90.67 | 89% | 2013-06-22 |
| 8930. | Cadence (cadence_workman) | 90.67 | 96.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8931. | aa (athenaliu) | 90.66 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 8932. | David (davidchaikin) | 90.66 | 96.8% | 2024-06-21 |
| 8933. | HChikrin (hchikrin) | 90.66 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 8934. | Silfir (silfir) | 90.66 | 94% | 2016-12-13 |
| 8935. | random (waltersgo) | 90.66 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 8936. | Anna (rabbitpickles69) | 90.66 | 96.6% | 2024-12-27 |
| 8937. | Jack (jacknachos) | 90.66 | 97.3% | 2025-02-16 |
| 8938. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 90.66 | 97.9% | 2024-12-21 |
| 8939. | Goven (gmbarrera) | 90.66 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 8940. | Richy (richy5555) | 90.65 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 8941. | William (william_david) | 90.65 | 96.5% | 2024-04-22 |
| 8942. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 90.65 | 91% | 2016-08-29 |
| 8943. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 90.65 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 8944. | WWW (rizzwik) | 90.64 | 98% | 2025-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |