Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2201. | Draco (dracoj) | 78.92 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2202. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 78.92 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 2203. | Matt (soflogator) | 78.91 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
| 2204. | David (j3lli) | 78.90 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2205. | Eric (isoh) | 78.90 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2206. | Ty (romanticore) | 78.90 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 2207. | Ray Philip (jhong050196) | 78.89 | 95% | 2017-12-11 |
| 2208. | Mn37 (mn37) | 78.88 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2209. | Jon (bdnoj618) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2210. | james (octotyper) | 78.86 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2211. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 78.86 | 99% | 2018-09-17 |
| 2212. | matt (mathster09) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2213. | Neil (lepr) | 78.81 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2214. | patzer (tip3) | 78.79 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 2215. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 78.77 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2216. | Rohit (m5ar123) | 78.74 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2217. | . (walter_physics) | 78.73 | 98% | 2017-10-25 |
| 2218. | Suki (meatbag) | 78.70 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
| 2219. | Allan (itsgam3tyme) | 78.70 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2220. | FS (kittyman31) | 78.68 | 98% | 2018-10-06 |
| 2221. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 78.67 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2222. | Rhys (hondafit) | 78.66 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2223. | Skunk (musicsporks) | 78.66 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2224. | Andrew (ascom) | 78.66 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| 2225. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 78.64 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2226. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 78.63 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 2227. | Azazel (atheistjesus) | 78.61 | 95% | 2017-12-10 |
| 2228. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 78.61 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 2229. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 78.60 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2230. | Jack (randomdize) | 78.60 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |