Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3129. | (xx_bbc_x) | 106.96 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 3130. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 106.96 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 3131. | bub (eatoe) | 106.95 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 3132. | (mytzep) | 106.94 | 98% | 2025-04-03 |
| 3133. | (cookiemonster123456) | 106.94 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 3134. | igs (x7041) | 106.94 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 3135. | Ifty (ifty23) | 106.93 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 3136. | Michael (1851917) | 106.92 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3137. | Tony (bartrand96) | 106.92 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 3138. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 106.91 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 3139. | (lukrix) | 106.91 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 3140. | Bob (bob_the_second) | 106.90 | 98.8% | 2024-11-06 |
| 3141. | someone (dontshy) | 106.89 | 98.1% | 2024-06-16 |
| 3142. | (darkterror07) | 106.89 | 98.1% | 2025-05-20 |
| 3143. | Tabs (aptex) | 106.89 | 99% | 2022-09-10 |
| 3144. | Almer (almer04) | 106.87 | 98.8% | 2025-01-04 |
| 3145. | (dustindp99) | 106.86 | 98.2% | 2023-11-23 |
| 3146. | walnut (walnutbread) | 106.86 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 3147. | exqlouuebnfpgts (spitemim) | 106.86 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 3148. | (ck98zz) | 106.85 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 3149. | Owen (chaostypefast) | 106.84 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 3150. | (rtsvicta) | 106.84 | 96% | 2025-08-21 |
| 3151. | (kp132124) | 106.84 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3152. | (dice111) | 106.84 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 3153. | Sarvesh (sarveshmd) | 106.83 | 96.5% | 2024-08-06 |
| 3154. | (stazzo) | 106.83 | 97.2% | 2024-11-17 |
| 3155. | (yethaplaya) | 106.83 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3156. | (hvon) | 106.83 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3157. | (wallen777) | 106.82 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 3158. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 106.81 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |