So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6315. | CatchitBaby (catchitbaby) | 94.90 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 6316. | Herr (japieee) | 94.90 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 6317. | Peter (paradox) | 94.90 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 6318. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 94.90 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
| 6319. | gaston (gastonlag) | 94.90 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 6320. | Ashley (kanashirei) | 94.90 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6321. | BizzyBone (jason7451) | 94.89 | 93% | 2011-06-25 |
| 6322. | Luan (twinprime19) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 6323. | Chad (chadkouse) | 94.89 | 94% | 2016-12-01 |
| 6324. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 94.88 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 6325. | Matthew (ar223) | 94.88 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 6326. | J Edgar (tomer) | 94.88 | 96% | 2012-02-18 |
| 6327. | yeah! (brushily) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 6328. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 94.87 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 6329. | David (cydmium) | 94.87 | 96.3% | 2023-05-30 |
| 6330. | Shiba (pianolover123) | 94.87 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 6331. | walnut (walnutbread) | 94.86 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 6332. | no (billyshakesfan1) | 94.86 | 97.5% | 2023-06-12 |
| 6333. | Luc (urasalmon) | 94.85 | 97% | 2015-03-19 |
| 6334. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 6335. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 94.85 | 98.5% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6336. | Steve (steve_racer) | 94.85 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 6337. | Perserus (perserus) | 94.84 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 6338. | Jamie (rium10) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 6339. | cyka (cyka23) | 94.84 | 96% | 2017-12-22 |
| 6340. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 94.84 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 6341. | Chris (tomatohead21) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 6342. | Dan (wrightdp) | 94.83 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 6343. | Paul (psin) | 94.83 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 6344. | a (jibs__) | 94.83 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |