The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2629. | Lysator (lysator) | 113.54 | 96% | 2015-01-10 |
| 2630. | Somar (somar) | 113.54 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 2631. | Bean (beanervibez) | 113.53 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 2632. | c4 (noobgalaxy) | 113.53 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 2633. | guppypuppy (guppypuppy) | 113.52 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 2634. | whatev (chroz_lol) | 113.52 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 2635. | Badika (badika) | 113.52 | 94% | 2013-11-21 |
| 2636. | Michael (additive) | 113.52 | 96% | 2013-04-21 |
| 2637. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 113.51 | 100% | 2012-06-25 |
| 2638. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 113.51 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 2639. | A (ajengel84) | 113.51 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 2640. | Samuli (st6er) | 113.48 | 96% | 2017-01-02 |
| 2641. | K (sillytest) | 113.48 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 2642. | Joel (joel6677) | 113.46 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2643. | Xander (jacobsucks) | 113.45 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2644. | undeclared (undeclared) | 113.45 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 2645. | ! (wallfeng) | 113.44 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 2646. | Pumpkin (greatersooty) | 113.44 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 2647. | Doop (genzeleam) | 113.44 | 98% | 2011-06-16 |
| 2648. | (dafler) | 113.43 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 2649. | yo-ho! (shaminosalami) | 113.43 | 95% | 2013-04-22 |
| 2650. | Enoch (tangenoch) | 113.41 | 97% | 2012-11-12 |
| 2651. | DLD IS KING (dldking) | 113.41 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 2652. | J (jh42477) | 113.40 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 2653. | Xymos (xymos) | 113.39 | 95% | 2016-04-17 |
| 2654. | Crono (ddrcrono) | 113.39 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 2655. | Christian (plat00n1) | 113.38 | 99% | 2020-01-29 |
| 2656. | ADTOY (adtoy) | 113.38 | 97% | 2013-08-25 |
| 2657. | Jer (nadel1232) | 113.38 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 2658. | Keys (zarmycin) | 113.36 | 93% | 2014-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |